Sometime I use my email more like a notepad. As I was trying to clear it out today, I found these random notes.

the Rules of Dating from the guy…

1. contain yourself and excitement
2. stop assessing the outcome after the first meeting
3. balance the conversation
4. always remember you have other things to do. dont be needy. dont give in. only give in when you’re free.
5. set boundaries.
6. no sex. no sleepovers.
7. no kissing on the first date. it’s an unsaid respect for you.

ad for Lil’ Wayne on Craig’s List…

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

random quote #1…

it’s ok to be afraid, but don’t let the fear keep you from what you were meant to do.

no clue who this is or why I have her number…

maristela xx12 2205
building leonardo

comments made by my crazy American friend in Brazil…

the girl’s tights tonight were the flyest. they had 3 things going on. they were red as in spicy and hot. they had animal print as in FEROCIOUS and the holes…I don’t know what that means…maybe ghetto ass or something.

funny comedians…

Dustin Ybarra, Patrick Keane, Don Friesen, Nick Cobb

random quote #2…

when you travel you learn about yourself.

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