Eh hem, just another great reason to go to Brazil. As soon as I saw the article in Telegraph, I knew Brazil would be somewhere at the top. They rank number 2, sandwiched between Spain (1) and Italy (3). Hmmm, I’ve always wanted to go to Spain and Italy. Below is the rest of the best list, followed by the worst list. The US ranks 5th for worst, but the smelly Germans are what concerns me the most.
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
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Rhona
2 years ago
Too funny. I am glad to see Canada makes the top 10 of the best lovers.
I heard about Germany months ago but I thought it was because they were selfish. Either way, that is hilarious!
shannon
2 years ago
Lol. Yeah, I’m a little worried about those Germans!
Caldeia
2 years ago
Hahah! Love it!! See Sweden does make it to a list, but not the right one!!
Definately south europe and south america on top, no wonder Ireland is there as well, that dialect is sexy!
shannon
2 years ago
It really surprised me to see Sweden and Greece on the worst list. What’s going on there?!?!
Rhona
2 years ago
I sent this list to my German friends and of course they were offended. The boys were at least. I thought it was hilarious! I can’t speak from experience though as I have never been with a German man….maybe I will be able to give a real life account of this survery in the near future.
(kidding)
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shannon
2 years ago
Lol. I’m sure they were offended. Who wants to be from the home of the smelly lovers? Ewwwww.
Caldeia
2 years ago
yeah! Well i thought swedes would be the selfish once as you can’t even get them to open a door for a lady =))) German people aren’t that sexy anyway, no offense just personal opinion haha
shannon
2 years ago
You don’t see a lot of door opening for women here either. It happens, but just not that often. And I agree, Germany + Sexy was just not something that I’ve ever put together. Lol.
Rhona
2 years ago
I have to say though that yes, German men on first glance do not look very sexy but let me tell you….I have met a few that are extremely hot and very easy on the eye.
Just had to throw that in there.
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shannon
2 years ago
But do they smell?!??!
Caldeia
2 years ago
Well Rhona, there are always exceptions that confirm the rules
Rhona
2 years ago
No, they don’t smell at all.
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shannon
2 years ago
Well, that is definitely good to hear. I was starting to worry about those German men.